I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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