Dual....:-)
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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