You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just had sex on a roof
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Randomize
