He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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