she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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