Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i just had sex bonerless
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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