So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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