So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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