You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
whose parrot is this?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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