New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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