just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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