Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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