ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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