Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
