my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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