I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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