How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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