Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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