Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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