I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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