Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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