why didn't you poke me back
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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