shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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