Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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