About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
