What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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