i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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