She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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