I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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