It's like God shit irony all over that family
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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