Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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