Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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