don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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