If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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