I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i was rollin on her like bob the builder
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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