Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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