every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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