Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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