Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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