margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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