we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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