is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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