I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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