This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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