Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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