one might say we're banned from that church
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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