We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
