so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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