Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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