Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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