I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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